Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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