So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I had to cum in my sink.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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