Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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