My friends, they love my intelligence
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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