38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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