How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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