It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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