Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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