i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish I only lived at night.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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