Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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