Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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