were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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