The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I want her autograph on my taint
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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