I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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