I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also, beer. Big fan.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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