Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The air taste purple.
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