i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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