i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
birth control should be required to get into college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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