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say what?
wanna hang out?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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