Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
