You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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