Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
