the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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