Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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