ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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