ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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