Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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