Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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