that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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