found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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