Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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