i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
