They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
