I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
home. puking in laundry basket.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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