we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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