She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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