stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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