Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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