my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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