honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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