he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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