things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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