it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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