I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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