Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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