Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He did a backflip because drugs
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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