i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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