I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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