He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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