She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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