what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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