Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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