accomplished twins. life is a go
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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