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how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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