yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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