Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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