There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
